TWT #31 (LIVE) – Kayakers vs. Humpback Whale, Wolves in the Rockies, Yellowstone Chicken Geyser

Timestamps:
00:00 – We are live, Brostners!!!
0:23 – Patrick is late yet again. *disappointing*
1:36 – Flexing drinks
2:10 – Patrick has moved.
3:03 – The Mystery Man behind the magic- Will
4:53 – Forrest looking sharp
5:45 – Will’s TWT Baptism
6:41 – Fish Tanks
7:52 – The Broducer’s tinnitus therapy
8:35 – Pedro’s – ‘Montezuma’s Revenge’ – smoothie
12:44 – Bone dry hot tub
14:10 – Whale: Spit or Swallow?
Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moUzR9hbfeA
17:10 – Random Bullshitry
18:42 – Wolves Reintroduction
22:57 – Could wolves take down two draft horses in one night?
Question by: Jacob Meier
25:22 – The Big Bad Wolf
26:35 – Has there ever been a confirmed fatal wolf attack on a human being in North America?
Answer this question in the comments below.
29:12 – Alien transforming near ocean floor
Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaX6BK66v9A
33:28 – The Valskis Chameleon: REDISCOVERED.
Article: https://news.mongabay.com/2020/11/a-chameleon-not-seen-in-a-century-reappears-in-a-madagascar-garden/#:~:text=Researchers%20recently%20rediscovered%20the%20Voeltzkow's,when%20being%20handled%20by%20humans.

36:30 – 17 million Mink culling operation
Article: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/animal-news/here-s-why-denmark-culled-17-million-minks-now-plans-n1249610

39:24 – Seagulls Love Techno
42:43 – The Broducer’s brilliant morning wood paper
44:40 – Burmese Python raiding the Everglades
49:26 – Forrest’s rant on Native vs Invasive species
51:07 – Bill Meshi: The naked man with a fetish for mosquito bites
53:20 – Mosquitos biting dicks
55:45 – WHAT’S IN THE NEWS?
– 55:45 – Cooking live chickens in hot spring
Article: https://www.nytimes.com/2020/11/10/us/yellowstone-chickens.html#:~:text=The%20three%2C%20Eric%20Romriell%2C%2049,Veress%20said.
– 57:16 – Washing laundry in hot tub

59:01 – BIZARRE ANIMAL OF THE WEEK (LIVE)
– There are 3 subspecies of this bizarre animal.
– One of the subspecies is entirely contained in a 1.5 sq mi area.
– One of its ancestors was bigger than a Rhino.
– Presently it grows to only 80 pounds (36.29 kg).
– It is nocturnal and has very poor eyesight (day or night).
– They will create trials for themselves to travel.
– They have a hard shell like plate under their butt.
– It takes 5-10 days for them to digest a meal because their intestines will wipe up their digesting food into solid feces.
– It’s the only animal that poops in a perfect cube.
– A group of them is called a wisdom.
– It was featured in the pilot episode of Extinct or Alive.

THE BIZARRE ANIMAL OF THE WEEK IS :
*Continuous Drum Roll*
A WOMBAT

The Winner is : Daniel Kuhl
Runner up : Nolan Robbins

1:06:13 – FACT or FICTION
– 1:08:05 – Kangaroos have dick butts?
– 1:09:10 – Caribbean sperm whales have their own dialect?
– 1:10:06 – Racoons make jerky?
– 1:11:06 – The cowardly lion suit was made of lion skin and human hair?
– 1:13:52 – Some spiders wear heads of dead ants to kill other ants?
Broologist: 1 + 1 + 1 + 0 + 1 = 4
Broducer: 0 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 0 = 3
Articles related to FACT or FICTION:
– https://grist.org/animals/kangaroo-genitals-are-weirder-than-you-ever-thought-possible-2/
– https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/75297/caribbean-sperm-whales-have-their-own-regional-accent#:~:text=A%20new%20study%20on%20whale,heard%20outside%20of%20the%20region.
– http://didyouknowstuff.com/the-body-of-the-cowardly-lion-costume-used-in-the-wizard-of-oz-is-made-of-real-lion-skin-and-fur-and-the-mane-is-made-of-human-hair

1:15:52 – BATTLE ROYAAAAAAAL : Courtesy of Ben Martin

REINCARNATION: Pick in order, your next 3 lives as an animal.
Rules:
– You have your own consciousness
– No animals with extremely short lifespans

Snake Draft:
– 1:18:35 – Broducer’s first pick (Dolphin)

– 1:19:40 – Broologist’s first pick (Peregrine Falcon)

– 1:20:40 – Brofessor’s first pick (Octopus)
– 1:21:46 – Brofessor’s 2nd pick (Pat’s Mom)

– 1:23:15 – Broologist’s 2nd pick (Silverback Gorilla)

– 1:24:42 – Broducer’s 2nd pick (Ruppell’s Vulture)
– 1:25:40 – Broducer’s final pick (Ant)

– 1:27:20 – Broologist’s final pick (Koala)

– 1:29:17 – Brofessor’s final pick (Chlamydia)

– 1:31:06 – Outro/Merch
Don’t forget to comment who won this BATTLE ROYAL.

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